1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,639
Dumbgeons and Dragons is now on Patreon. Come and be a part of our community on Patreon.

2
00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:07,679
You'll have access to new amazing content and so much more.

3
00:00:07,679 --> 00:00:11,359
Please visit Patreon.com slash dumdragoncast.

4
00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:13,839
Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons...

5
00:00:13,839 --> 00:00:21,760
There are two large spires. In the center of those spires is a piece of the Axe of Mirabar armor.

6
00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:28,240
And surrounding them are three floating jars with brains inside.

7
00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:33,359
All three of you here allow rumble as these zombies on the other side of the main entrance

8
00:00:33,359 --> 00:00:37,600
and kind of looks like it's bending as the zombies behind are trying to push their way into

9
00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:44,079
this room. And the blue, its jar erupts and the brain falls to the floor with a splat.

10
00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:46,079
And I go, somebody curve stomp that thing.

11
00:00:46,640 --> 00:00:48,880
We shoot it twice in the head to make sure that it's dead.

12
00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:55,359
Lara, you hear your communicator and Salazar's like, we just dropped some armor off

13
00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:59,439
with those soldiers out there. They're suiting up right now and should be heading in to try

14
00:00:59,439 --> 00:01:03,439
and help you out with the hordes. Lara, it is your turn as the groaning

15
00:01:04,079 --> 00:01:06,159
sounds like it's getting closer to the door.

16
00:01:06,159 --> 00:01:08,719
Fuck some shit up. By what you mean.

17
00:01:08,719 --> 00:01:13,519
Hit a stone pillar. You crack the stone that's making this statue.

18
00:01:13,519 --> 00:01:17,359
It kind of sounds like the zombies themselves. Their groaning

19
00:01:17,359 --> 00:01:20,799
fades and then comes back a little bit. I'm gonna hit that pillar again.

20
00:01:20,799 --> 00:01:26,560
You strike this pillar and it, the same way as the other one, crumbles into dust.

21
00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,159
And the sound coming from the other side of the room stops.

22
00:01:31,039 --> 00:01:34,079
I'm just gonna throw a little produced flame.

23
00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:41,439
The fluid inside of the jar begins to boil and it erupts. The brain sizzles and falls

24
00:01:41,439 --> 00:01:47,519
to the ground. All the brains in the room, jars have exploded and are dead.

25
00:01:47,519 --> 00:01:54,159
The spires are all crumbled to the ground and it sounds like silence on the other side of the

26
00:01:54,159 --> 00:01:59,119
door. You guys get out into the daylight and Torgar says, you guys are good. You guys are good

27
00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:05,120
fighters. I want to, for the acts of Mirabar, commit us to help you when you need us.

28
00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:08,960
Sounds like a good plan. Wasn't there a river or something?

29
00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:13,359
I think we have to go back and see Makkath in Luskin.

30
00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:19,760
You begin down the river. You see ahead a large, lush forest that now stands out like a sore thumb

31
00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:24,640
in the land of devastation. At the edge of the forest, you see a bridge that looks to be blocking

32
00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:29,520
the river. And on that bridge stands a single gnoll. You're going to pay toll to get by.

33
00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,920
Boys, we got company.

34
00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:40,800
Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We are a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. I am

35
00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:45,120
your Dungeon Master Russ More and with me today is Amy More.

36
00:02:46,719 --> 00:02:49,200
Did you seriously just blank on your wife's name?

37
00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:52,800
Well, no, I just didn't know who I was going to go with first and then I panicked

38
00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:57,760
because I didn't have one already teed up ready to go. Amy More, who do you play?

39
00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:04,320
I play Thea Amastasia, who is also not impressed with you for getting your wife's name.

40
00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:08,480
I didn't forget. I just didn't pick one.

41
00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:11,599
Anyways, who else is here? Carla Johnson's here. Who do you play?

42
00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:13,759
I play new Laura Moonbrook.

43
00:03:13,759 --> 00:03:15,439
And Tom Laird.

44
00:03:15,439 --> 00:03:17,839
And I play Flint Firebeard.

45
00:03:17,839 --> 00:03:19,839
Welcome, guys. How are you?

46
00:03:19,839 --> 00:03:21,120
Thanks for having us, Russ.

47
00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:21,620
Yeah.

48
00:03:22,479 --> 00:03:23,120
Doing well.

49
00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:29,120
This episode comes out August 30th, which will be the wrap up of our Patreon launch month.

50
00:03:30,399 --> 00:03:34,479
So thank you if you've been checking out our Patreon page, which is Patreon.com slash

51
00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:40,000
dumb dragon cast for as little as a dollar per month, you could join our community and

52
00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:44,160
get some extra bonus content as well as some other cool stuff on that there website.

53
00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:45,840
Yeah, it's all cool stuff.

54
00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:50,880
It's super cool stuff because because Tom is running a super cool campaign.

55
00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,000
That episode came out on the regular channel a couple weeks ago.

56
00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,160
And so you've probably heard it by now.

57
00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,880
But if you want to get any more of that game, you've got to sign up on our Patreon

58
00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,080
page, become a patron of Dumbgeons and Dragons.

59
00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:09,600
Featuring three new characters and a DM who kind of doesn't know what he's doing, but he's trying.

60
00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,200
You fake it really well, bud.

61
00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:11,680
Excellent.

62
00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:13,040
New segue.

63
00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,000
We are in their stride.

64
00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,800
Hey, we've done it.

65
00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:21,120
We've turned on the mics and now we are awkward human beings.

66
00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:22,160
Just like always.

67
00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:23,439
Just like always.

68
00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:29,520
People listen in because they like how real we are and are so socially inept,

69
00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,480
even with one another.

70
00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:34,000
Yeah, it would be weird if they tuned in and we like actually had our shit together

71
00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,199
for a change.

72
00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:36,160
Wouldn't that be odd?

73
00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,199
Like if I wrote things down, like I'm going to say this really clever thing

74
00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:40,399
when Russ introduces me.

75
00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:41,199
It's never like that.

76
00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:44,800
It's always like, uh, yeah, I am Amy.

77
00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:51,920
I always hope that maybe one time somebody will like come up with like a joke or something.

78
00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,240
I mean, we've only been doing it for now 20 episodes.

79
00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,240
Russ's birthday is coming up soon, you guys.

80
00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:56,800
We could do something.

81
00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:00,399
I was just going to say that like it's kind of Russ's birthday soon.

82
00:05:00,399 --> 00:05:01,279
Like maybe we could.

83
00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,360
Don't tell Russ, guys.

84
00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:04,080
It's a secret.

85
00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:04,800
Okay, no, yeah.

86
00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,600
I'll take my hat off.

87
00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:06,400
Nobody tell Russ.

88
00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,040
Okay, so we'll pick it up.

89
00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:13,360
At the edge of the forest, you see a bridge that looks to be blocking the river.

90
00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:16,000
And on that bridge stands a single gnoll.

91
00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,600
As your boat drifts forward, the gnoll calls out to you.

92
00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,120
You're going to pay the toll to get by.

93
00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:23,680
Boys, we got company.

94
00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:28,879
And out of the bushes step three more gnolls, two with spears, one with a flaming torch.

95
00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:32,800
They walk into the middle of the bridge and they stop and just stare at you.

96
00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:37,920
As you hear a thunderous crash, as something takes what you can only assume

97
00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:41,520
is an enormous lumbering step through the surrounding trees.

98
00:05:42,639 --> 00:05:43,600
I pee my pants.

99
00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,480
I don't.

100
00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,280
I'm just kidding.

101
00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:47,759
I'm just kidding.

102
00:05:47,759 --> 00:05:48,480
That's not canon.

103
00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,199
That didn't happen.

104
00:05:49,199 --> 00:05:50,720
The gnoll calls out to you.

105
00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,800
He says, we need your gold and your weapons.

106
00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,639
Then you can get by.

107
00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:57,280
I call back.

108
00:05:58,319 --> 00:05:58,800
All that?

109
00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,840
They kind of look at each other confused and say, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of it.

110
00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:04,319
All of it.

111
00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:07,439
Oh, like every piece?

112
00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,600
Like every, every single piece.

113
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:17,280
No.

114
00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:25,199
And there's another thunderous crash as you see the trees.

115
00:06:25,199 --> 00:06:27,759
I'm imagining like we're not like right up to it yet.

116
00:06:27,759 --> 00:06:29,599
Like we're coming up to it.

117
00:06:29,599 --> 00:06:32,319
So it's like, I really pictured it.

118
00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:33,759
It was just really funny.

119
00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:38,319
I wasn't sure where you were going with your like all of the questions.

120
00:06:39,759 --> 00:06:40,560
Oh, shit.

121
00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:41,599
That happened in character.

122
00:06:41,599 --> 00:06:44,719
I started laughing because it was really funny.

123
00:06:44,719 --> 00:06:50,159
I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

124
00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:55,120
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

125
00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,840
yeah, yeah, yeah.

126
00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:02,240
You hear another thunderous crash and the trees at the edge of the forest

127
00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:11,040
begin to shake and part and out comes the snout of what looks like a large dinosaur.

128
00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:12,319
What?

129
00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:13,759
What kind of dinosaur?

130
00:07:13,759 --> 00:07:19,920
Tyrannosaurus rex comes barreling out of the trees and beside the river

131
00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,600
being ridden by another gnoll.

132
00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:26,879
I thought you were going to say by being ridden by another smaller Tyrannosaurus rex.

133
00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,960
So Dumbgeons and Dragons is not crazy town.

134
00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,360
Well, there's T-Rex in Dumbgeons and Dragons.

135
00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,000
What do I know?

136
00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,760
Dinos on dinos.

137
00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:37,120
Oh, man.

138
00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,120
And how many original gnolls were there?

139
00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,960
There are four on the bridge.

140
00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:47,200
One riding a large Tyrannosaurus rex now in view.

141
00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,360
And what color is the Tyrannosaurus rex?

142
00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,199
Is it covered with feathers?

143
00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,800
No, no, this one is not covered with feathers.

144
00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,560
More scaly Tyrannosaurus rex.

145
00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,120
Hold, please.

146
00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,759
Can Addison say what color the Tyrannosaurus rex is?

147
00:08:02,319 --> 00:08:06,400
Daddy just said that a big T-Rex came out of the forest

148
00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,240
and Carla wants to know what color it is.

149
00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,160
Can you choose the color for us?

150
00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:11,439
It's pink.

151
00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:12,560
Of course it is.

152
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,080
Can you come and say it into the microphone?

153
00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:15,680
No.

154
00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:17,600
There is a pink dinosaur.

155
00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:20,640
Pink dinosaur that has come out of the trees

156
00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:23,520
being ridden by an angry looking gnoll.

157
00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,960
He should be not angry.

158
00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:25,760
He should be happy.

159
00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,840
He's riding a T-Rex.

160
00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,120
Get your priorities straight, gnoll.

161
00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,759
He's probably less angry about riding the T-Rex

162
00:08:33,759 --> 00:08:37,120
but more angry at you guys and having not paid up.

163
00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,320
It's a pretty baller move

164
00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:40,240
to be riding a fucking dinosaur.

165
00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,160
So just enjoy it, man.

166
00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:44,320
And they all draw their weapons and say,

167
00:08:45,519 --> 00:08:46,960
you're going to pay up now?

168
00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,160
Still, no.

169
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:48,660
No.

170
00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:50,820
Jesus.

171
00:08:51,759 --> 00:08:53,600
This is easier with different people.

172
00:08:55,840 --> 00:09:00,879
That is, I think it's Dumbgeons and Dragons colon.

173
00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,000
This would be easier with other people.

174
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,639
Yeah, I think that might just be the tagline for this whole thing.

175
00:09:10,639 --> 00:09:11,920
At least in Russ's mind.

176
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,080
I don't think we have any gold

177
00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,000
but I'm sure not giving it to these dummies.

178
00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:18,399
I think I really do have gold

179
00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:21,120
but I'm certainly not giving it to these dummies.

180
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,039
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we have gold.

181
00:09:23,039 --> 00:09:24,399
I'm sure we do.

182
00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:26,799
I definitely have a dope flaming sword

183
00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,639
that I'm going to stab something with

184
00:09:28,639 --> 00:09:30,000
rather than handing it over.

185
00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:35,360
So I have 390 gold pieces, 162 silver and 704 copper.

186
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:36,720
You're rich.

187
00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,759
And he calls out, I hear you have 390 gold pieces.

188
00:09:40,879 --> 00:09:42,000
Hand that over.

189
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,279
Nine-year business.

190
00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,480
All right, roll for initiative.

191
00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:47,120
Yeah, we're not.

192
00:09:47,839 --> 00:09:49,120
We're not having any of this.

193
00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:51,600
Seven.

194
00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:52,879
17, 18.

195
00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:54,079
14.

196
00:09:54,079 --> 00:09:55,919
Okay, he says, well, you don't pay.

197
00:09:55,919 --> 00:09:57,120
We sink your boat then.

198
00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,959
You sink our boat?

199
00:09:58,959 --> 00:10:00,240
I cut your throat.

200
00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:01,439
And it's your turn, Thea.

201
00:10:04,159 --> 00:10:05,759
I think it's a good one.

202
00:10:05,759 --> 00:10:07,199
Sassy today.

203
00:10:07,199 --> 00:10:08,720
Amy came to play.

204
00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:09,360
I did.

205
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:11,279
She's fighting in rhyming couplets.

206
00:10:11,439 --> 00:10:12,399
I am.

207
00:10:12,399 --> 00:10:12,899
Okay.

208
00:10:14,319 --> 00:10:15,439
Here's what I'm going to do.

209
00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:17,679
How far are we from this boat?

210
00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:18,799
You're far enough that you can yell.

211
00:10:18,799 --> 00:10:22,159
So you're like, you're 45 floating towards.

212
00:10:22,159 --> 00:10:24,319
45 floating towards.

213
00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:24,799
All right.

214
00:10:24,799 --> 00:10:27,120
Well, I assume this is a wooden bridge.

215
00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,559
It appears to be wooden.

216
00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:29,059
Yes.

217
00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:36,879
So I cast flaming sphere right in the middle of that bridge.

218
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,439
It's a five-foot diameter.

219
00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:44,000
All of the gnolls are standing in the middle of the bridge.

220
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,520
So you'd probably hit.

221
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,800
Are you like in the middle of the bridge?

222
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,560
Like through the planks?

223
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,480
Or are you trying to hit the gnolls?

224
00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:53,520
I'm trying to hit the gnolls.

225
00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,920
But if I set the bridge on fire, it's just okay.

226
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:58,400
So yeah, you'd probably hit two of them.

227
00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:05,440
The one who was talking to you and one of the others with one of the spears.

228
00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,480
Oh, wait, did we?

229
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,920
Okay, so those creatures must make a saving throw against the sphere's damage.

230
00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,279
Dexterity or?

231
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:11,680
Yes.

232
00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:16,000
So the guy who was talking to you, he gets a six.

233
00:11:17,039 --> 00:11:18,720
And the other guy gets a 12.

234
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,840
And that also doesn't work.

235
00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:24,879
So they both get 2d6 flame damage, fire damage.

236
00:11:27,279 --> 00:11:29,440
So that is seven damage.

237
00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:33,360
So your sphere comes up in the middle of this bridge.

238
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,120
Like half on top, half on the bottom.

239
00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,399
Hurts the guys on the top.

240
00:11:36,399 --> 00:11:42,560
Yeah, and strikes the main gnoll and one of the others carrying a spear.

241
00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:44,799
And they take the seven damage.

242
00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:49,919
But also the bridge sets a blaze and is starting to burn down now.

243
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:50,480
Good.

244
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,039
Now it is the dinosaur's turn.

245
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,799
Guys, I should have attacked the dinosaur.

246
00:11:58,560 --> 00:11:59,759
I kind of want to ride it.

247
00:11:59,759 --> 00:12:02,639
Okay, so the dinosaur is going to run over.

248
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,120
This is a large dinosaur.

249
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,120
Like he is a huge beast, which is...

250
00:12:10,159 --> 00:12:12,720
We're thinking T-Rex from Jurassic Park.

251
00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,240
Yeah, oh yeah.

252
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,879
It says it occupies a space 15 by 15.

253
00:12:16,879 --> 00:12:19,919
But yeah, he's probably on the high end of that.

254
00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:21,759
So it's a big dinosaur.

255
00:12:21,759 --> 00:12:29,279
So he's going to come over and he's going to jump into the river and swing its tail at your boat.

256
00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:33,279
Russ, I'm going to need you to pipe in the Jurassic Park theme song.

257
00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:33,919
Sure.

258
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,759
Are we allowed to do that?

259
00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:37,919
Well, I'll find something that sounds similar.

260
00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:38,639
Yeah, it'll be fine.

261
00:12:38,639 --> 00:12:39,759
No, I want the exact song.

262
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,799
Can we hum it?

263
00:12:40,799 --> 00:12:42,399
All right, I'll send the bill to you there, Tom.

264
00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:45,679
Wait, we have to pay for things?

265
00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:46,319
I know, right?

266
00:12:46,319 --> 00:12:47,679
I don't want it anymore.

267
00:12:48,639 --> 00:12:58,559
So he is going to swing its tail and that is going to hit for 3d8 plus seven damage on your boat.

268
00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,000
20 damage to your boat.

269
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,400
So your boat isn't a large boat.

270
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:11,120
So the side of the hull cracks under this pressure and begins to take on water.

271
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,680
Now it is Nularaaais.

272
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:14,160
Great.

273
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:19,200
I'm going to cast Animal Friendship on the dinosaur.

274
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:20,160
Okay.

275
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,680
I'm going to say hey Dino, Dino, Dino.

276
00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,040
Hey Dino, Dino.

277
00:13:25,759 --> 00:13:31,759
And because even grumpy Nularaaais talks to animals in baby voices.

278
00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:32,959
Oh, of course.

279
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,959
What is that dinosaur's intelligence?

280
00:13:34,959 --> 00:13:36,799
It's not a very smart dinosaur.

281
00:13:38,319 --> 00:13:40,159
His intelligence is two.

282
00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:41,039
Perfect.

283
00:13:41,039 --> 00:13:42,879
That means I can at least cast the spell.

284
00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:51,360
He has to succeed on a wisdom saving throw or be charmed for 24 hours by me.

285
00:13:52,319 --> 00:13:53,839
24 hours.

286
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,600
Look at that.

287
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:55,840
Okay.

288
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,320
So wisdom saving throw for this dinosaur.

289
00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:58,639
Yes.

290
00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:02,720
His wisdom is pretty good.

291
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,160
He's got street smarts.

292
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,759
Just not book learning.

293
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:09,840
So that's a 12.

294
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:13,040
And what I don't think I've ever made anyone do anything before.

295
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,280
Does that just go against my wisdom?

296
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:19,360
No, it goes against your spell save DC.

297
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,160
So on your spells page you've got the middle number.

298
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,280
That is a 14.

299
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,800
So it did not beat your spell save DC.

300
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,240
So it is now charmed.

301
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,759
What does that mean?

302
00:14:31,759 --> 00:14:33,040
Do you get to tell it what to do?

303
00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:36,720
Yeah, I think so.

304
00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,600
It lets me convince a beast that I mean it no harm.

305
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,240
So I don't really get to tell it what to do,

306
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,240
but I don't think it's going to keep trying to hurt us.

307
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,320
That's fantastic.

308
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:47,440
Yeah.

309
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,440
So if you or one of your companions harms the target, the spell ends.

310
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,360
What do you say to this dinosaur?

311
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:58,800
I say, hey Dino, we're just real nice.

312
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,080
We're not going to hurt you.

313
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,360
I reach into my pocket and pull out a steak.

314
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,200
I don't know, I was going to say a small piece of something,

315
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,480
but it's a giant dinosaur.

316
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,360
I'm sure you've got rations.

317
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,000
Yeah, exactly.

318
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,639
Who doesn't have ribeye in their pockets?

319
00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:15,840
We travel in found boat in style.

320
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,240
Just general like, shh, shh, shh, shh.

321
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,600
Oh, it's okay.

322
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,639
It's okay.

323
00:15:20,639 --> 00:15:21,759
Throw some food at it.

324
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,000
Uh, so now we're friends.

325
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,559
The dinosaur, so it had its tail to you,

326
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,600
but it's kind of take a swing around and you begin talking to this

327
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,840
and casting animal friendship on it.

328
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:38,000
And you see it kind of look at you and then its eyes kind of soften to you

329
00:15:38,879 --> 00:15:43,840
and gives a look to the gnoll on its back.

330
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,319
Like it maybe doesn't want to be ridden right now.

331
00:15:46,319 --> 00:15:47,519
Your next thing.

332
00:15:48,159 --> 00:15:49,919
How close is it to us?

333
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,720
Well, it just whacked the boat with its tail.

334
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:55,360
So it's pretty, pretty close.

335
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,560
Like on top of it?

336
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:56,880
Essentially.

337
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,400
Like right beside us, basically.

338
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,160
Yeah, it's in the river with you.

339
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,480
So I could attack the gnoll on its back.

340
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,920
You'd have to jump up onto the dinosaur, but yeah.

341
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,680
I want to, it's my friend.

342
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,360
All right, then yeah.

343
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:10,320
It won't even hurt me.

344
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:15,200
Okay, then I am going to attack that gnoll on its back.

345
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:16,580
Sure.

346
00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:19,860
Uh, and that is, sorry.

347
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:24,100
I flipped my spells page for the first time in ever.

348
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:24,660
Bear with me.

349
00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,820
So that is, uh, oh yeah, I got a plus 10.

350
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,100
So that's a 20.

351
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:32,980
Yeah, 20 will be good.

352
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:33,620
Okay.

353
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,980
And that guy gets 13 damage.

354
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:40,740
You leap up onto this dinosaur and swing your sword at it.

355
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:46,100
And he is perhaps a little startled by this event and takes your hit

356
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:48,180
and is knocked off into the river.

357
00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:48,820
Sweet.

358
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:52,259
And now you are on top of the dinosaur.

359
00:16:52,259 --> 00:16:57,220
So Donnie, while this is happening, is like kind of pissed at me

360
00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:02,259
because I just made a new fucking T-Rex friend and he's like a bit jealous.

361
00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:04,900
So I think he's not really going to even take a turn this turn

362
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:07,059
because he's mad at me and he's being a baby.

363
00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:11,380
He's kind of just, he flew over to one of the trees and he's like,

364
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,579
fine, if she doesn't want me as a friend, I'm just going to let her die.

365
00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,659
And exactly.

366
00:17:17,539 --> 00:17:19,379
Was there a saddle on the dino?

367
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,139
Yes, there is a saddle.

368
00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:24,500
Can I get in the saddle on the dino now that I'm on the back of it?

369
00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,179
Yeah, absolutely.

370
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,139
But that's the end of your turn.

371
00:17:27,139 --> 00:17:28,980
No more, no more messing with the dinosaurs.

372
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,500
No, that's all I like.

373
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,179
What more could I want to do, Russ?

374
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,419
All my dreams have come true.

375
00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,019
Ride the pink dinosaur.

376
00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:38,259
Now it's the gnolls on the bridge turn.

377
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:39,699
So the bridge is set ablaze.

378
00:17:39,699 --> 00:17:43,539
So they are, the two that took the damage are going to actually

379
00:17:43,539 --> 00:17:45,779
jump off the bridge and into the water.

380
00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:49,059
The other two are going to,

381
00:17:49,059 --> 00:17:54,259
they're just going to run off the side and down into the trees.

382
00:17:54,259 --> 00:17:58,339
And then the one carrying the spear is going to throw his spear

383
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:01,139
at Thea on the boat.

384
00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:01,859
Come at me, bro.

385
00:18:02,740 --> 00:18:03,859
That's a 17.

386
00:18:04,579 --> 00:18:05,779
Yeah, it just barely hits me.

387
00:18:06,339 --> 00:18:07,299
Five damages.

388
00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,940
The spear comes out of the trees and strikes you.

389
00:18:09,940 --> 00:18:15,220
They are in the trees and you hear them kind of yelling out into the trees saying,

390
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,500
we got some trouble, guys.

391
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,420
Trouble, trouble at the bridge.

392
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:19,700
And now it's Flint's turn.

393
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:19,940
All right.

394
00:18:19,940 --> 00:18:22,980
How far away are these guys when they're in the trees?

395
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:25,059
Your boat has is now taking on water,

396
00:18:25,059 --> 00:18:26,259
but it's still floating forward.

397
00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:30,980
So you're within 30 feet from where they were within radius of 30 feet.

398
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:31,480
Okay.

399
00:18:31,940 --> 00:18:32,820
I would.

400
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,860
And am I able to see them still or are they like hidden?

401
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:37,620
You can kind of see them a little bit.

402
00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:41,620
They're kind of poking in and out behind the behind the trees.

403
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:45,300
So but you can see about where they are, but not a direct line of sight

404
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,380
if you were to make any sort of ranged attack.

405
00:18:47,380 --> 00:18:49,860
So I don't have a clear shot at them is what you're telling me.

406
00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:50,260
Yes.

407
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:50,980
All right.

408
00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,100
How deep is this river?

409
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:54,660
That comes up about halfway up the thigh on the dinosaur.

410
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:57,460
So it's probably way over your head.

411
00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:02,420
I'd say it's probably like five to six feet deep in the middle.

412
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:02,920
Okay.

413
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:07,380
Is there I have my Smith tools with me.

414
00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:12,100
Is there any way I can like repair the hull of the boat as we're going?

415
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:14,420
You could certainly do give it give a try.

416
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,140
Yeah.

417
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:20,260
Maybe make a I guess that is a strength attribute that you have associated with that.

418
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,060
So yeah, but I just your Smith's tools.

419
00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:24,660
That's your proficiency with your Smith's tool.

420
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:28,260
So just make a Smith's tools check and then you add that seven there.

421
00:19:28,260 --> 00:19:29,140
Sweet.

422
00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:29,860
I'm down with that.

423
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:33,220
That is a 22.

424
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:33,700
22.

425
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:39,059
So you are able to with some of the extra materials that are on the boat, you begin

426
00:19:39,059 --> 00:19:40,580
to block up some of the water.

427
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:45,700
So it's taking on less water, but it's still still not doing so great.

428
00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,860
It took a big hit from this dinosaur.

429
00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:48,360
All right.

430
00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,019
Is that my both actions or was that just one?

431
00:19:52,019 --> 00:19:52,740
That's just one of them.

432
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:53,539
I guess.

433
00:19:53,539 --> 00:19:58,259
Well, I can see those guys of where they kind of are over on the side.

434
00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:04,980
Yeah, I'm going to unleash my lightning breath towards them and see if I can either hurt them

435
00:20:04,980 --> 00:20:07,059
or get them the hell out of here for a bit.

436
00:20:07,059 --> 00:20:07,619
Okay.

437
00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:09,220
What's the range on your lightning breath?

438
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,180
30 feet.

439
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:10,900
Of course it is.

440
00:20:12,019 --> 00:20:14,099
You did say they were about 30 feet away.

441
00:20:14,099 --> 00:20:14,579
Yeah, I did.

442
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:16,180
So yeah, that's that's totally cool.

443
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:16,900
Excellent.

444
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:17,140
All right.

445
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,700
Since I've never done this before, what do I roll, Russ?

446
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:20,740
Or do I roll anything?

447
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:23,140
Yeah, you kind of accidentally did it that one time.

448
00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:25,299
So yeah, but I didn't roll it.

449
00:20:25,299 --> 00:20:25,940
No, no.

450
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:29,140
Yeah, okay, can I see that?

451
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:33,860
My notes say eight plus con modifier plus proficiency.

452
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:36,180
I don't know what that means, but that's what I've written down.

453
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,140
So breath weapon.

454
00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:42,259
When you use that, each creature in the area of the exhalation must make a saving throw,

455
00:20:43,380 --> 00:20:46,900
the type of which is determined by your draconic ancestry.

456
00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:52,660
The DC for this saving throw equals eight plus your constitution modifier plus your proficiency

457
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,220
bonus.

458
00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:53,299
Okay.

459
00:20:53,299 --> 00:20:56,500
So they have to make a save and you have lightning.

460
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,259
So that is a dex save.

461
00:20:58,259 --> 00:20:59,379
Yeah, it says dex save.

462
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:04,659
So you would probably be able to hit two of them depending on which side of the river

463
00:21:04,659 --> 00:21:06,180
because there's two on each side of the river.

464
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:10,500
Okay, I'm going to go for the side that does not have the dragon or the t-rex in

465
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,419
the way at all because I don't want to hurt it.

466
00:21:12,419 --> 00:21:12,899
Yeah, for sure.

467
00:21:12,899 --> 00:21:15,220
So that would be the right side of the river.

468
00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:16,099
Okey-dokey.

469
00:21:16,099 --> 00:21:19,379
The so-called leader and the guy who threw the spear.

470
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,579
Okay, they have to be 16, by the way.

471
00:21:22,819 --> 00:21:27,619
The leader gets a 17, the other guy gets a seven.

472
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:34,740
So he takes a full brunt, but the other guy takes half on a successful save.

473
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:37,539
All right, would you just like one damage roll for the both of them?

474
00:21:37,539 --> 00:21:38,179
Yeah.

475
00:21:38,179 --> 00:21:40,339
Okay, 13 damage.

476
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:42,659
So I guess six to the leader.

477
00:21:42,659 --> 00:21:48,980
Yeah, you hear them kind of let out a dog-like yelp from behind the trees and

478
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:53,700
your lightning also sets the tree on fire as well.

479
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,420
Oops.

480
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:56,019
Yeah, it is now Thea's turn.

481
00:21:56,579 --> 00:21:59,220
I'm going to move that big old fireball.

482
00:21:59,779 --> 00:22:03,299
Who can I see within my like who is whackable?

483
00:22:03,299 --> 00:22:04,900
You're still in the boat, staking water.

484
00:22:06,099 --> 00:22:08,579
The bridge is fully ablaze.

485
00:22:09,779 --> 00:22:14,579
You can see there's the dinosaur kind of the right to the left of the boat.

486
00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:18,099
The gnoll from the top of the dinosaur has been knocked down into the river

487
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,420
and is floating towards the bridge now.

488
00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:26,660
And there are two on either side, semi-hidden behind trees.

489
00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:32,340
Okay, I'm just going to like delay moving my sphere.

490
00:22:32,340 --> 00:22:39,460
And I will jump from the boat toward the edge of the water.

491
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:47,780
And in midair, change myself into a large monstrosity of a winter wolf.

492
00:22:47,779 --> 00:22:51,940
So I do that and I change into the winter wolf and I go sprinting into the forest.

493
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,899
I move very quickly, speed of 50.

494
00:22:54,899 --> 00:23:03,460
So I'm going to like whip over there and I'm going to bite the first gnoll.

495
00:23:04,099 --> 00:23:04,339
Okay.

496
00:23:05,059 --> 00:23:06,899
And have to roll that.

497
00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:09,539
15.

498
00:23:09,539 --> 00:23:10,180
Hits.

499
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:10,740
Okay, cool.

500
00:23:12,019 --> 00:23:13,859
So he gets 2d6 plus 4.

501
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:19,620
Five, four, nine, so 13 damage.

502
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:23,860
And he has to make a saving throw, strength saving throw.

503
00:23:24,980 --> 00:23:26,340
Or be knocked prone.

504
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:30,020
And you guys, you guys, I have something called cold breath.

505
00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:31,780
It's a 20 on the save.

506
00:23:31,780 --> 00:23:35,140
Well, then he is not knocked prone because it does take my damage.

507
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:41,460
Okay, you leap from the boat and midair you take in the energy of

508
00:23:41,539 --> 00:23:47,380
the surrounding trees and you morph into this huge winter wolf.

509
00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:50,660
And you sprint in the blink of an eye over to the edge of the trees

510
00:23:50,660 --> 00:23:55,220
and sink your teeth into the leader gnoll.

511
00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:58,340
And he takes that damage, but you aren't able to knock him down.

512
00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:00,259
Way to wild shape.

513
00:24:00,259 --> 00:24:00,660
Thanks.

514
00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:01,860
It's the first time you've...

515
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:04,100
No, that's not true because you've changed into a rat.

516
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:05,779
And a bug.

517
00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:06,900
And a bug.

518
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,500
And I think maybe a small lizard.

519
00:24:09,299 --> 00:24:10,980
First battle you've changed into.

520
00:24:10,980 --> 00:24:13,860
First badass thing I've changed into.

521
00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:14,579
Okay.

522
00:24:14,579 --> 00:24:16,500
I couldn't be squashed with a book.

523
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:20,099
So it's the, that's all you, you know, okay.

524
00:24:20,099 --> 00:24:22,019
Because I'm, I'm delaying my...

525
00:24:22,019 --> 00:24:24,740
Well, yeah, it's a bonus action on your turn though.

526
00:24:24,740 --> 00:24:27,220
Okay, so I'm just not using it for now.

527
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,220
It's just going to continue to burn the bridge down.

528
00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,299
Okay, it's the dinosaur's turn.

529
00:24:31,299 --> 00:24:36,019
So it's, it's taking your, your suggestions there, Nulara.

530
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:41,700
Oh, I mean, that's cool.

531
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:42,339
If you're clapping.

532
00:24:42,339 --> 00:24:44,019
Whatever, no big deal.

533
00:24:44,660 --> 00:24:47,859
I, so there's two on the side of the river that I'm on.

534
00:24:47,859 --> 00:24:49,859
Yeah, two onto the left side.

535
00:24:49,859 --> 00:24:52,819
Flint and Thea have both attacked the gnolls to the right.

536
00:24:52,819 --> 00:24:53,379
Perfect.

537
00:24:53,379 --> 00:24:58,500
So, I mean, it'd be just real great if that dino could get me over a bit closer to the land.

538
00:24:59,779 --> 00:25:02,259
So that I can attack on my turn.

539
00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:05,619
I assume I can't get him to like fight for me.

540
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:08,100
Because that seems crazy.

541
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,540
I mean, if you let me, that's great.

542
00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:12,180
But what's gonna happen?

543
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:16,980
I mean, he would have otherwise attacked you.

544
00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:20,100
So I, if you want him to try and attack something.

545
00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,740
Do you think the gnoll just had cast animal friendship on him?

546
00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:23,780
And then I did it better.

547
00:25:23,780 --> 00:25:25,060
So now he likes me better.

548
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:26,260
You don't know.

549
00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:26,660
Perfect.

550
00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:27,060
You don't know that.

551
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,580
Well, let's fucking get over there.

552
00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:33,060
And that dino can use his big tail to try and knock over a gnoll or two.

553
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:34,260
Sure.

554
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,019
Whacking gnoll.

555
00:25:38,259 --> 00:25:41,140
Oh, hey, also amazing fact that has never come up before.

556
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,619
Because I don't think we've ever fought gnolls before.

557
00:25:43,619 --> 00:25:45,299
They are one of my favorite enemies.

558
00:25:45,859 --> 00:25:49,700
Which I just opened the book to read about and like basically gets me nothing.

559
00:25:50,660 --> 00:25:52,420
Unless we need to track them or something.

560
00:25:53,059 --> 00:25:55,700
But I just wanted you to know that I looked it up for us.

561
00:25:55,700 --> 00:25:56,339
So I knew.

562
00:25:56,339 --> 00:25:57,220
I appreciate that.

563
00:25:57,940 --> 00:26:00,980
We have fought gnolls before, but that was in Brozen Dragons.

564
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:02,339
Oh, that was in Brozen Dragons.

565
00:26:02,339 --> 00:26:02,819
Oh, yeah.

566
00:26:02,819 --> 00:26:03,059
Okay.

567
00:26:03,059 --> 00:26:03,460
Yeah.

568
00:26:03,460 --> 00:26:03,700
Right.

569
00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:05,539
Well, I didn't know that.

570
00:26:05,539 --> 00:26:08,660
And then Carla said something about them being her favorite enemy

571
00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:11,700
and how Russ never plays against favorite enemies.

572
00:26:13,299 --> 00:26:17,539
I don't remember any of that.

573
00:26:17,539 --> 00:26:18,579
So here's your gnolls.

574
00:26:18,579 --> 00:26:18,900
Okay.

575
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,180
I really appreciate it.

576
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:20,980
Okay.

577
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,620
So what do you tell the dinosaur to do?

578
00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:25,779
What should I call the dino, you guys?

579
00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,100
I don't have a good dino name.

580
00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,380
I'm drawing a complete blank.

581
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:32,420
I'm only coming up with things like Rex.

582
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:32,900
Rexy.

583
00:26:33,779 --> 00:26:34,259
I like it.

584
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:35,860
No, that's fine.

585
00:26:35,860 --> 00:26:39,539
New Laura is not like, you know, she'd say something clever,

586
00:26:39,539 --> 00:26:42,180
like something like she's not clever like Fia.

587
00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:44,660
I think she would be like, okay.

588
00:26:44,660 --> 00:26:46,259
Okay, Rexy, let's go over there.

589
00:26:46,259 --> 00:26:47,620
Let's knock those gnolls over.

590
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,660
What do you think?

591
00:26:48,660 --> 00:26:51,700
And I'm like, you know, petting his neck.

592
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:54,980
And Rexy runs over to the edge of the forest

593
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:57,940
and then he's going to attack those two gnolls.

594
00:26:57,940 --> 00:27:01,779
Yeah, he runs over and swings his tail

595
00:27:01,779 --> 00:27:05,299
and knocks down some trees in the way,

596
00:27:05,299 --> 00:27:08,180
which the gnolls manage to get away from the trees.

597
00:27:08,180 --> 00:27:11,139
But then he spins around and takes a bite

598
00:27:11,139 --> 00:27:12,500
at one of those gnolls.

599
00:27:15,059 --> 00:27:22,980
Hits for 4d12 plus seven piercing damage.

600
00:27:22,980 --> 00:27:23,480
What?

601
00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:27,379
I think he might just consume this thing.

602
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:31,220
You can roll that 4d12 plus seven if you want there.

603
00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:32,259
Oh, my goodness.

604
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:32,759
Okay.

605
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,860
There is a saving throw for grapple,

606
00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:39,539
but I don't know if we're going to get that far.

607
00:27:39,539 --> 00:27:46,900
23, 35 plus seven, so 42.

608
00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:48,740
Oh, my God.

609
00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:51,620
It's the most damage I've ever doled out

610
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:52,740
and I didn't even do it.

611
00:27:54,579 --> 00:27:59,940
Rexy grabs hold of this gnoll and bites into it

612
00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:04,660
and it just explodes in his mouth

613
00:28:04,660 --> 00:28:06,420
as he's shaking it like a dog.

614
00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:07,720
Great.

615
00:28:08,580 --> 00:28:12,019
Yeah, and that's Rexy's turn.

616
00:28:12,019 --> 00:28:13,460
Now, Nularaaaia, it's your turn.

617
00:28:13,460 --> 00:28:13,960
Yay.

618
00:28:14,820 --> 00:28:17,140
Okay, how close am I to that other gnoll?

619
00:28:17,140 --> 00:28:18,580
Probably pretty close, right?

620
00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:19,539
Pretty, pretty close.

621
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:23,380
Okay, I'm going to try and hit him with my sword

622
00:28:23,380 --> 00:28:24,340
from dino back.

623
00:28:26,340 --> 00:28:27,140
24.

624
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:29,460
Hold on, you're trying to hit him

625
00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:31,220
from the top of the dino sword?

626
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,420
Yeah, am I too high up?

627
00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:34,580
Yeah, you're probably too high up.

628
00:28:34,580 --> 00:28:36,100
Okay, can I slide down his tail

629
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:37,540
end of the Flintstone style?

630
00:28:38,740 --> 00:28:39,300
Absolutely.

631
00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:41,540
Okay, so I slide down his tail

632
00:28:42,259 --> 00:28:44,820
and it kind of launches me up into the air

633
00:28:44,820 --> 00:28:49,300
because I was real inspired by Thea's dope ass

634
00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:52,580
mid-flight wolf change into.

635
00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:56,900
So I'm going to fly up into the air,

636
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,460
off the tail like in the Flintstones

637
00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:01,540
and then I'm going to try and hit it

638
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,940
with my sword on the way down

639
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:06,180
and I roll to 24.

640
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:08,980
And that's going to hit, yep.

641
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,180
17 damage.

642
00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:12,259
You fly through the air

643
00:29:12,259 --> 00:29:14,820
after your sweet Flintstones move

644
00:29:14,820 --> 00:29:17,860
and take a huge chunk out of this gnoll.

645
00:29:17,860 --> 00:29:19,700
You want to roll some percentile dice for me?

646
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,980
Yep, 82.

647
00:29:22,980 --> 00:29:24,019
When you cut through,

648
00:29:24,019 --> 00:29:26,660
you cut through and one of his arms falls off.

649
00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:27,700
Oh God.

650
00:29:29,780 --> 00:29:30,980
So that's the end of my turn.

651
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:32,980
Donny's still not really going to do anything

652
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:35,460
but he is a big fan of Rex now.

653
00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,180
Like he is not even jealous anymore

654
00:29:38,180 --> 00:29:40,019
because he just saw him

655
00:29:40,019 --> 00:29:42,019
chomp the shit out of a gnoll

656
00:29:42,019 --> 00:29:43,700
and he's so into it.

657
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,780
So he's going to go and like fly up

658
00:29:45,780 --> 00:29:46,980
and land on his head,

659
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:49,140
try and like be buds with him.

660
00:29:49,940 --> 00:29:50,900
Nice, nice.

661
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:55,300
Okay, then it is the gnoll's turn

662
00:29:56,259 --> 00:29:57,379
and the gnolls,

663
00:29:57,379 --> 00:30:00,419
having seen all of this massacre,

664
00:30:00,419 --> 00:30:02,819
they scream to each other,

665
00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:03,859
run boys, run!

666
00:30:04,659 --> 00:30:08,259
And they start high tailing it into the forest,

667
00:30:08,259 --> 00:30:11,139
all seemingly going in different directions

668
00:30:11,139 --> 00:30:14,740
and there's still one gnoll floating down the river

669
00:30:14,740 --> 00:30:17,700
and he's just kind of just letting himself float there,

670
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:19,379
trying to be as still as possible.

671
00:30:21,139 --> 00:30:22,500
Is he floating face down?

672
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,259
T-Rex's can't see movement, so.

673
00:30:24,259 --> 00:30:26,980
Yeah, so hoping that nobody sees him.

674
00:30:26,980 --> 00:30:28,019
He's not floating face down.

675
00:30:28,019 --> 00:30:30,099
He's just kind of floating on his back,

676
00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:32,019
a little concerned in his eye

677
00:30:32,579 --> 00:30:34,900
but they are using the dash action

678
00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:35,779
to run away from you

679
00:30:35,779 --> 00:30:36,980
so they run twice their speed

680
00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:38,900
so they are now 60 feet from you

681
00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:42,819
and it is Flynn's turn.

682
00:30:42,819 --> 00:30:44,019
Wait, I thought they were all gone.

683
00:30:45,460 --> 00:30:46,420
Well they're running into the woods

684
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:47,940
so you guys would now decide

685
00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:49,140
if you want to pursue

686
00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,700
or if you just wanna just leave it.

687
00:30:52,339 --> 00:30:53,859
I'm happy to let them run away.

688
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,859
Me too, yeah.

689
00:30:55,859 --> 00:30:57,220
If we wanna track them,

690
00:30:57,220 --> 00:30:58,420
then we'd have advantage

691
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:01,059
but I don't know why we would do that.

692
00:31:02,019 --> 00:31:02,579
Woof woof.

693
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,539
I forgot she was a wolf.

694
00:31:07,539 --> 00:31:09,940
Okay, so the encounter is done.

695
00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:11,140
What do you guys wanna do?

696
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,220
Your boat is essentially,

697
00:31:14,339 --> 00:31:17,059
it's on the bottom of the lake now.

698
00:31:17,059 --> 00:31:18,740
Hey, how big is Rex?

699
00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:20,259
He's real big, hey?

700
00:31:20,259 --> 00:31:21,220
Yeah, he's real big.

701
00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:22,259
Can my friends get on?

702
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:24,180
Can my friends get on

703
00:31:24,180 --> 00:31:25,619
and we ride the dino down the river

704
00:31:25,619 --> 00:31:26,740
to our destination?

705
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,660
Yeah, so you guys are headed to Luskin.

706
00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:31,299
So yeah, if you wanna roll in.

707
00:31:31,299 --> 00:31:32,579
Best game ever.

708
00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:35,460
Sorry, D&D is so fun.

709
00:31:38,099 --> 00:31:40,019
I will run alongside.

710
00:31:40,019 --> 00:31:41,059
Oh yeah, you're still a wolf.

711
00:31:41,859 --> 00:31:43,379
And I did this

712
00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:44,819
and only got to do one thing

713
00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:48,180
so I'm just gonna stay a wolf for a while.

714
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:50,660
Just seeing how long I can stay a wolfie.

715
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:54,019
You, Flint and Nulara

716
00:31:54,019 --> 00:31:55,300
are riding this dinosaur

717
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:58,980
as you tromp through the forest

718
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,820
on dinosaur back.

719
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,340
And Thea's running alongside

720
00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:03,620
as her winter wolf.

721
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:06,340
And you are traveling through

722
00:32:06,340 --> 00:32:10,180
and Donny's able to telepathically communicate.

723
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,259
And he shows you, Nulara,

724
00:32:12,259 --> 00:32:14,820
images of how these gnolls

725
00:32:14,820 --> 00:32:16,340
got ahold of this dinosaur.

726
00:32:16,340 --> 00:32:18,580
And you know that there are dinosaurs

727
00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:20,180
in the world, obviously.

728
00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:22,500
But you yourselves haven't seen

729
00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:24,180
many of them, if at all.

730
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:25,299
You know they're kind of more

731
00:32:25,299 --> 00:32:28,100
in a southern region of Faerun.

732
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:31,460
And you see packs of gnolls

733
00:32:31,460 --> 00:32:33,140
surrounding this dinosaur

734
00:32:33,140 --> 00:32:37,460
and its other dinosaurs in the area.

735
00:32:37,460 --> 00:32:39,620
And taking them captive

736
00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:43,060
and using them as weapons

737
00:32:43,060 --> 00:32:46,740
and using them to extort money from people

738
00:32:46,740 --> 00:32:48,500
and steal their weapons

739
00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:50,339
and kill people.

740
00:32:50,339 --> 00:32:52,339
So that is how the gnolls

741
00:32:52,339 --> 00:32:53,940
got ahold of this dinosaur.

742
00:32:53,940 --> 00:32:55,140
Well, that's sad.

743
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,259
It is sad.

744
00:32:56,259 --> 00:32:57,220
We should stop that.

745
00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,539
No wonder she hates gnolls.

746
00:32:59,539 --> 00:33:00,420
Yeah, exactly.

747
00:33:00,420 --> 00:33:01,779
No wonder she was so willing

748
00:33:01,779 --> 00:33:02,740
to be our friend.

749
00:33:02,740 --> 00:33:04,099
I think he was talking about you.

750
00:33:04,099 --> 00:33:06,339
Oh, I was, but that totally works.

751
00:33:08,099 --> 00:33:10,019
Well, now I really extra hate them.

752
00:33:10,019 --> 00:33:11,859
Carla's talking in third person now.

753
00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:15,700
Can Thea and Nulara even,

754
00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:19,059
like, go forward knowing

755
00:33:19,059 --> 00:33:21,460
there's a whole species of animal

756
00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:23,460
that's being enslaved?

757
00:33:23,460 --> 00:33:27,620
Yeah, like is that in the south

758
00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:29,620
or is that like, I don't know.

759
00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:30,660
Happening in the woods here.

760
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:31,620
Yeah, exactly.

761
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:34,340
Slavery in the south, hey?

762
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:37,860
Yeah, the images you saw

763
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:39,220
were kind of from

764
00:33:39,220 --> 00:33:41,059
where they were more native to.

765
00:33:41,059 --> 00:33:42,660
But through some of the images

766
00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:44,019
you've seen them traveling

767
00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:45,779
through Faerun.

768
00:33:45,779 --> 00:33:47,539
So this is where they have ended up.

769
00:33:47,539 --> 00:33:49,139
So they're safe to assume

770
00:33:49,139 --> 00:33:50,980
that there may be an encampment

771
00:33:50,980 --> 00:33:53,779
in the area, but you didn't see

772
00:33:53,779 --> 00:33:55,859
many images of a specific

773
00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,379
encampment in this area.

774
00:33:57,379 --> 00:33:59,059
Oh, but they did call out for

775
00:34:00,019 --> 00:34:01,299
help at one point.

776
00:34:01,299 --> 00:34:05,779
Yeah, yeah, totally.

777
00:34:05,779 --> 00:34:07,859
Because they knew how intimidating we are.

778
00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:09,860
Just kidding.

779
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:12,259
Amy, I think you're right.

780
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:14,900
Like, character wise, I can't imagine

781
00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:17,940
that the ranger and the druid

782
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:20,420
who are like so in love with nature

783
00:34:20,420 --> 00:34:22,100
are like, no, this is fine.

784
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:23,300
Yeah, no, it's not going to fly.

785
00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,580
And now we have a dinosaur

786
00:34:24,580 --> 00:34:25,780
of our very own.

787
00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:26,740
Exactly. Now we have

788
00:34:26,740 --> 00:34:28,020
a new dino best friend.

789
00:34:28,820 --> 00:34:31,540
So can I, I guess, assume

790
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:33,220
all of this happens like

791
00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:39,380
via me to Donnie to Rex and back?

792
00:34:39,380 --> 00:34:43,059
Like, if he knows where they are

793
00:34:43,059 --> 00:34:45,380
or I'm saying he and she,

794
00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:47,539
I don't know if it's a boy or a girl dino.

795
00:34:47,539 --> 00:34:48,980
We're not that close yet.

796
00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:49,700
Sure.

797
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,780
So is there a way to find out

798
00:34:53,059 --> 00:34:54,820
like where this might be

799
00:34:54,820 --> 00:34:58,099
or if she can take us there?

800
00:34:58,099 --> 00:35:00,260
Donnie converses as much as he can

801
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:03,300
with the dinosaur and he tells you

802
00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:06,980
that she thinks she can lead us

803
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:10,340
to where the encampments are.

804
00:35:11,460 --> 00:35:14,019
If we want to go see what's going on there.

805
00:35:14,019 --> 00:35:16,340
Theo lets out kind of a high whine.

806
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:18,579
Like, agree.

807
00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:20,579
Flint, what do you think?

808
00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,659
Oh, I'm on board with

809
00:35:22,659 --> 00:35:24,260
whatever you guys want to do.

810
00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:25,059
Okay.

811
00:35:25,059 --> 00:35:26,500
Let's go fuck up some gnolls.

812
00:35:27,860 --> 00:35:29,460
The dinosaur takes a turn

813
00:35:30,179 --> 00:35:32,980
into the forest and to the left

814
00:35:32,980 --> 00:35:35,139
and leads you through the trees.

815
00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,699
And after traveling a little ways,

816
00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:38,739
stops a ways out.

817
00:35:38,739 --> 00:35:40,179
And then Donnie says that

818
00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:43,539
the encampment should be not too far out.

819
00:35:43,539 --> 00:35:46,019
But I told her to stop just in case,

820
00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:48,259
you know, setting off any alarms or anything.

821
00:35:48,259 --> 00:35:50,659
Can Donnie fly in the direction

822
00:35:50,659 --> 00:35:52,420
of the encampment

823
00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:54,339
and like do some recon for us?

824
00:35:54,339 --> 00:35:54,659
Yeah.

825
00:35:54,659 --> 00:35:55,299
Sweet.

826
00:35:55,299 --> 00:35:58,339
Donnie flies in above the trees

827
00:35:58,339 --> 00:36:00,739
and then down into where

828
00:36:01,379 --> 00:36:03,619
he comes across an encampment,

829
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:05,380
which is about in the direction

830
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,980
the dinosaur was taking you.

831
00:36:07,859 --> 00:36:09,460
He sends some images back

832
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:12,019
that he is seeing telepathically to you.

833
00:36:12,819 --> 00:36:14,819
That there appear to be

834
00:36:14,819 --> 00:36:18,659
what you can count up as 15 or so gnolls.

835
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:22,500
And there are three other dinosaurs,

836
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:25,779
one Allosaurus and two Velociraptors

837
00:36:25,779 --> 00:36:29,539
that are tied and held in their encampment there.

838
00:36:29,539 --> 00:36:31,779
So real fucked up ending to land before time.

839
00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:33,380
Yeah, this was the director's cut.

840
00:36:33,380 --> 00:36:34,580
It turns out they didn't like it

841
00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:35,940
for the children's movie.

842
00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:39,220
The gnolls don't appear to be set off by anything.

843
00:36:39,220 --> 00:36:41,220
So they are just kind of going about their business,

844
00:36:42,180 --> 00:36:43,460
eating scraps of meat

845
00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:45,940
and squabbling amongst themselves.

846
00:36:45,940 --> 00:36:46,740
What do we want to do?

847
00:36:46,740 --> 00:36:48,340
Do we just want to like barge in here

848
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,460
and just go nuts?

849
00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:52,019
Yeah, I mean, maybe like a sneak attack

850
00:36:52,019 --> 00:36:56,180
would be would be good just to get advantage.

851
00:36:56,180 --> 00:36:59,860
I can run in behind them very stealthily.

852
00:36:59,860 --> 00:37:01,700
Oh, yeah, you've got the super stealth.

853
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,099
I was thinking we could,

854
00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:07,140
because it'll be hard to get a sneak attack with Rex.

855
00:37:08,820 --> 00:37:10,420
But the three of us,

856
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:13,059
well, the four of us with Donnie could go

857
00:37:13,059 --> 00:37:15,620
and then, you know,

858
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:18,500
just tell Rex to wait a minute and then come.

859
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,740
Yeah, I could kind of circle around

860
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:23,860
and come in from behind and cold breath.

861
00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:26,579
I don't know whoever is within a 15 foot cone of me.

862
00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:27,220
I like it.

863
00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:28,019
I'm on board.

864
00:37:28,019 --> 00:37:30,659
Yeah, this this sounds like a good strategy.

865
00:37:30,659 --> 00:37:32,420
You hop off the dinosaur

866
00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:36,739
and start making your way towards where the encampment is.

867
00:37:36,739 --> 00:37:38,900
Make a perception check, everybody,

868
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,780
as you're going through.

869
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,019
14.

870
00:37:42,019 --> 00:37:42,820
17.

871
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:43,539
Is that real?

872
00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,420
Sorry, I guess 22.

873
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:49,460
I guess I have a plus 6 to perception.

874
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:52,980
I'm trying to like it's it's only on that lower list, right?

875
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:54,420
Oh, shit.

876
00:37:55,059 --> 00:37:57,059
I got all kinds of perception.

877
00:37:57,059 --> 00:37:57,559
Okay.

878
00:37:58,259 --> 00:38:00,980
Yeah, it seemed so high.

879
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:02,420
So, yeah, 22 for me.

880
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:06,340
About 40 feet out from where you think the encampment is.

881
00:38:06,340 --> 00:38:10,259
Nularaaaa, you see laid out in your path there

882
00:38:10,259 --> 00:38:14,179
and you stop short of a what looks like a net trap.

883
00:38:14,179 --> 00:38:19,380
And Thea, you're running around and you see off to the side

884
00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:23,059
and where you are getting close to where you want to enter.

885
00:38:23,059 --> 00:38:25,059
You see a trip wire.

886
00:38:25,059 --> 00:38:28,820
What looks like it connects to a log fall trap.

887
00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:33,139
But you see these and you're able to bypass them.

888
00:38:33,139 --> 00:38:36,179
You make it to the edge of the encampment.

889
00:38:36,179 --> 00:38:37,299
Thea, you make it.

890
00:38:37,299 --> 00:38:40,659
Can we coordinate a surprise attack from both ends?

891
00:38:40,659 --> 00:38:41,940
Yeah, I mean, you can use Donnie

892
00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:44,420
as kind of a telepathic go between.

893
00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:47,139
So yes, Thea, you see you come into the

894
00:38:47,139 --> 00:38:48,820
into the backside of this encampment

895
00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:51,860
and you see you are where the three dinosaurs are.

896
00:38:51,860 --> 00:38:54,340
So there's the two velociraptors and the allosaurus

897
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:58,100
tied up and then there are three other gnolls guarding

898
00:38:58,100 --> 00:39:01,220
but they're more just kind of hanging out by these dinosaurs.

899
00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:04,180
Nularaaaa and Flint, you come to the side

900
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:08,340
where it appears that it's kind of like the cookout area.

901
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:11,140
They've got something on a spit over the fire

902
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,420
and they are kind of tearing pieces off of this chunk of meat

903
00:39:14,420 --> 00:39:15,860
that they are all eating around.

904
00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:18,420
So the bulk of them are on your side

905
00:39:18,420 --> 00:39:21,380
and then there's just a few back by the dinosaurs where Thea is.

906
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:23,860
How wide across is the encampment?

907
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:26,900
It's in a clearing of the trees about 60 feet

908
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:31,620
and there are some crude built tents set up around this fire

909
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,780
and into some of the other areas.

910
00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:36,980
Remember these dinos don't know that we're their friends yet.

911
00:39:37,539 --> 00:39:39,059
Yeah, I was thinking like,

912
00:39:39,059 --> 00:39:41,300
maybe I could just go and bite through the ropes

913
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,500
and I was like, nah, nah, nah.

914
00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:45,780
Maybe we want them tied up for the first little bit.

915
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:49,300
Until Rex gets there and is like, these guys are cool guys.

916
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:52,820
Okay, so Thea looks around and looks for where

917
00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:56,579
there is like the biggest clump

918
00:39:57,380 --> 00:40:02,500
because I want to hit as many with my cold breath as possible.

919
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,300
But close to you, there are three gnolls kind of in it.

920
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:06,740
Within a 15-foot radius?

921
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,539
They're kind of just, you know, gnoll conversing.

922
00:40:09,539 --> 00:40:13,620
They're like, oh, did you see the thing that happened

923
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,059
that gnolls really like?

924
00:40:15,059 --> 00:40:17,059
I know, and I saw it the other day

925
00:40:17,059 --> 00:40:19,220
and it was like crazy, crazy, I know.

926
00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:21,059
And then one of them punches the other one in the face.

927
00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:24,099
He's like, that's for stealing my meat, Grog.

928
00:40:24,099 --> 00:40:28,900
Okay, I don't know, think really loud to Donnie.

929
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,860
Sure, you guys probably talked about it prior to.

930
00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:33,139
And a one, two, three, go.

931
00:40:34,980 --> 00:40:35,940
I like it.

932
00:40:35,940 --> 00:40:40,179
Thea jumps out from the forested area

933
00:40:40,179 --> 00:40:44,900
and runs towards the three gnolls that are closest to her.

934
00:40:45,619 --> 00:40:47,539
And before they are able to do anything,

935
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:52,739
she exhales a blast of freezing wind in a 15-foot cone

936
00:40:52,739 --> 00:40:54,019
and each creature in that area

937
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,420
must make a dexterity saving throw.

938
00:40:58,099 --> 00:40:59,219
The highest one's a 12.

939
00:41:00,579 --> 00:41:03,300
And then a 10 and a 11.

940
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:04,820
They had to beat a 12, so.

941
00:41:04,820 --> 00:41:05,779
He takes half.

942
00:41:06,340 --> 00:41:10,099
Everyone else takes four D8 cold damage.

943
00:41:10,659 --> 00:41:10,980
Nice.

944
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:12,900
16.

945
00:41:13,619 --> 00:41:15,219
So one of them takes eight damage

946
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:18,340
and two of them takes 16 cold.

947
00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:20,180
I like that we're like in bullet time right now

948
00:41:20,180 --> 00:41:21,380
because that just happened.

949
00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:25,540
And we still get to go, but it's all at the same time.

950
00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:27,540
Okay, so what are you guys doing at the same time?

951
00:41:27,540 --> 00:41:28,420
Flynn, do you want to go?

952
00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:31,300
I feel you haven't got to do anything dope this round.

953
00:41:31,300 --> 00:41:33,140
Sure, murder some people, get in there.

954
00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:39,860
Well, hello again.

955
00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:41,700
It's me, your Dungeon Master, Russ More.

956
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:43,940
Thank you for joining us and continuing on this journey

957
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:46,340
for episode 20 of Dumbgeons and Dragons,

958
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,179
titled Anole in the River.

959
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:50,179
How do you like those dinosaurs?

960
00:41:50,179 --> 00:41:51,139
Pretty crazy, huh?

961
00:41:51,139 --> 00:41:54,820
We love D&D and its ability to do some crazy bonkers things.

962
00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:56,340
Makes it so much fun.

963
00:41:56,340 --> 00:41:57,700
I don't have a lot to chat about today.

964
00:41:57,700 --> 00:41:59,300
I just wanted to focus on the wrap up

965
00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:01,220
of our Patreon launch month.

966
00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:03,300
We'll be talking about it regularly going forward,

967
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:05,139
but less in your face.

968
00:42:05,139 --> 00:42:06,659
Since we've launched, we've received love

969
00:42:06,659 --> 00:42:10,340
from five patrons contributing a total of $18 a month,

970
00:42:10,340 --> 00:42:11,380
which is amazing.

971
00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:13,460
I don't really know what we expected

972
00:42:13,460 --> 00:42:15,220
when we started, but we are truly blown away

973
00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:17,780
by our community's dedication to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

974
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:20,659
I've had the chance to talk to many people about our show

975
00:42:20,659 --> 00:42:23,139
and how it encourages them to play more and do more

976
00:42:23,139 --> 00:42:25,460
and step outside their comfort zone within the game.

977
00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:26,579
And that alone,

978
00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:28,980
never mind the monetary contributions, is amazing.

979
00:42:29,539 --> 00:42:31,619
I will again link everything in the description,

980
00:42:31,619 --> 00:42:35,780
but our page is Patreon.com slash dumdragoncast.

981
00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:37,940
It's easy to sign up and become a patron

982
00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:39,300
for Dumbgeons and Dragons.

983
00:42:39,300 --> 00:42:42,659
You will have access to all of our Patreon-only content,

984
00:42:42,659 --> 00:42:45,299
which will include the dungeon side-scroller episodes

985
00:42:45,299 --> 00:42:48,339
that started two weeks ago, DMed by Tom Laird.

986
00:42:48,339 --> 00:42:50,259
We've already heard from a couple of our patrons

987
00:42:50,259 --> 00:42:53,219
that that session was a huge driving factor

988
00:42:53,219 --> 00:42:55,059
pushing them over the edge to contribute to us.

989
00:42:55,059 --> 00:42:56,980
So thank you for that, Tom is most excited.

990
00:42:57,539 --> 00:43:00,739
Now, so you know, this specific arc of dungeon side-scrollers

991
00:43:00,739 --> 00:43:04,259
will be going on for about four to six-ish episodes.

992
00:43:04,259 --> 00:43:06,099
And then we'll be doing some other stories

993
00:43:06,099 --> 00:43:09,219
and other games using the same or different characters.

994
00:43:09,219 --> 00:43:10,980
We have all become attached to the new ones

995
00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:12,740
in the current dungeon side-scrollers,

996
00:43:12,740 --> 00:43:14,579
so we will make sure to come back to those

997
00:43:14,579 --> 00:43:15,860
as regularly as we can.

998
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,179
We do have higher tiers available,

999
00:43:18,179 --> 00:43:20,900
a $5 and a $10 with more opportunities

1000
00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:22,420
to be involved with the show,

1001
00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:25,619
including show dedications or naming an NPC

1002
00:43:25,619 --> 00:43:28,579
or providing questions for a future Q&A episode.

1003
00:43:28,579 --> 00:43:31,539
I'm even going to add in a thank you holiday card

1004
00:43:31,539 --> 00:43:34,900
to all patrons just to thank you again

1005
00:43:34,900 --> 00:43:37,059
for coming along for the ride.

1006
00:43:37,059 --> 00:43:39,059
So if that's not there yet,

1007
00:43:39,059 --> 00:43:40,659
know that it will be up there shortly.

1008
00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:43,539
If you can't donate, we totally understand.

1009
00:43:43,539 --> 00:43:45,139
But what you can do to help us

1010
00:43:45,139 --> 00:43:47,860
is continue spreading the word about Dumbgeons and Dragons

1011
00:43:47,860 --> 00:43:50,099
in your everyday life and on social media.

1012
00:43:50,659 --> 00:43:52,579
Please click through to our Patreon page,

1013
00:43:52,579 --> 00:43:55,219
Patreon.com slash dumbdragoncast.

1014
00:43:55,219 --> 00:43:56,740
And if you can and want to be part

1015
00:43:56,740 --> 00:43:58,340
of the Dumb Dragon community,

1016
00:43:58,340 --> 00:43:59,380
we would love to have you.

1017
00:44:00,099 --> 00:44:01,860
You can also join us on social media.

1018
00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:04,420
All the links are found on our new and improved website,

1019
00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:06,260
still at dumbdragons.com

1020
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:08,340
or you can jump on over to our Twitter

1021
00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:10,740
and follow us at dumbdragoncast.

1022
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:14,340
On Facebook, we're at facebook.com slash dumbdragonpodcast.

1023
00:44:14,340 --> 00:44:16,180
And you can also send us an email

1024
00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:19,140
to dumbdragonpodcast at gmail.com.

1025
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:20,820
While you're on our website,

1026
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:23,059
make sure that you check out our Redbubble store

1027
00:44:23,059 --> 00:44:24,820
and our Friends of page

1028
00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:26,820
and click through to support just that,

1029
00:44:26,820 --> 00:44:28,579
Friends of Dumbgeons and Dragons,

1030
00:44:28,579 --> 00:44:30,019
a group of amazing podcasts,

1031
00:44:30,019 --> 00:44:32,579
including Bros & Dragons, American Gods cast,

1032
00:44:32,579 --> 00:44:34,579
Film Roast, and Tales from the Fandom.

1033
00:44:34,579 --> 00:44:36,660
All are amazing people with spectacular shows

1034
00:44:36,660 --> 00:44:38,019
that you should definitely check out.

1035
00:44:38,340 --> 00:44:40,500
All links mentioned today will be in the description,

1036
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,660
so you can find exactly what you're looking for.

1037
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:44,260
We are so excited for the growth we've seen

1038
00:44:44,260 --> 00:44:46,180
in less than a month with our Patreon community

1039
00:44:46,180 --> 00:44:49,380
and can't wait to see who joins next and what comes next.

1040
00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:52,420
Our next episode will be out September 13th

1041
00:44:52,420 --> 00:44:54,019
and it is the first episode

1042
00:44:54,019 --> 00:44:57,140
that we've played together in the same room in over a year.

1043
00:44:57,140 --> 00:45:00,260
We had a blast recording, playing, and snacking.

1044
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,420
So much snacking.

1045
00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:04,100
Can't wait for you to hear it though.

1046
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:06,579
Let's get back and go free some dinosaurs, shall we?

1047
00:45:06,659 --> 00:45:08,579
Dinosaurs must be free.

1048
00:45:08,579 --> 00:45:09,699
Have a great couple of weeks

1049
00:45:09,699 --> 00:45:11,460
and a wonderful start to September.

1050
00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:12,179
Talk to you soon.

1051
00:45:19,139 --> 00:45:21,460
Let's, uh, let's coordinate on something.

1052
00:45:21,460 --> 00:45:21,960
Okay.

1053
00:45:22,579 --> 00:45:24,019
Like you're, you want me to throw you?

1054
00:45:25,539 --> 00:45:27,059
He just says up seas.

1055
00:45:27,059 --> 00:45:30,019
He just says up seas and you like throw him into the...

1056
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:33,219
Well, I was thinking we could both like

1057
00:45:33,860 --> 00:45:35,299
run out there at the same time

1058
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:36,900
and like hack some people down.

1059
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:38,500
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1060
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:39,700
I like this idea.

1061
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:42,660
Russ, how many, how many of them are near us?

1062
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:47,140
You see 10 of them kind of clustered around this food making area.

1063
00:45:47,780 --> 00:45:53,300
Okay, I would like to run to where there's like three or four in a,

1064
00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:54,980
in a small area.

1065
00:45:54,980 --> 00:45:56,500
So they're all kind of surrounding me.

1066
00:45:57,140 --> 00:45:57,640
Sure.

1067
00:45:58,100 --> 00:46:00,740
But I will come in axe swinging.

1068
00:46:00,740 --> 00:46:01,240
Okay.

1069
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,720
Say 23 on my first attack roll.

1070
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:06,920
Okay, so that will hit.

1071
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,600
Nulara, what are you doing at the same time?

1072
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,000
Same thing.

1073
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,200
Just running in with that dope ass flaming sword.

1074
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:12,700
Okay.

1075
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:18,360
Yeah, I assume like another small cluster or the, you know, similar.

1076
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,480
That is, uh, 17.

1077
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,680
17 will hit.

1078
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:23,180
Okay.

1079
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,360
Excellent.

1080
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,360
So yeah, you guys run in.

1081
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:27,640
You're gonna roll me damages.

1082
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:29,560
Do I ever?

1083
00:46:30,519 --> 00:46:34,119
Eight and six is 14 and four is 18 damage.

1084
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,000
15 damage for me.

1085
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:43,239
At the same time, Thea charges out and releases her cold breath,

1086
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:47,799
killing two of the gnolls and injuring one of them who lets out a loud yell.

1087
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:55,159
You, uh, Flint and Nulara, you charge into this cookout area

1088
00:46:55,159 --> 00:46:57,960
and the ones that are kind of facing your direction,

1089
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:04,679
see you and panic, but not before you strike into, um, each a cluster of gnolls.

1090
00:47:04,679 --> 00:47:09,400
And Flint, you manage to kill two gnolls and knock a couple others to the side.

1091
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:14,119
And Nulara, you kill one gnoll and knock another one into the flame.

1092
00:47:14,119 --> 00:47:18,280
And they all are kind of running about yipping and yelping.

1093
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,599
And let's roll for initiative.

1094
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,559
Uh, over here, it's set three, by the way.

1095
00:47:25,559 --> 00:47:27,639
Um, here it says cold breath.

1096
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,960
And then it says recharge five, six.

1097
00:47:30,599 --> 00:47:31,320
What does that mean?

1098
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,480
On your turn, you roll a D six.

1099
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,440
And then if you roll a five or a six, you can use it again.

1100
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,119
But if not, it's dead.

1101
00:47:38,119 --> 00:47:38,759
Yep.

1102
00:47:38,759 --> 00:47:40,519
I had an 18 Russ.

1103
00:47:40,519 --> 00:47:41,880
I had an 11.

1104
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,920
Say I want to use my cold breath and I roll a four and I can't,

1105
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,679
can I still use my bite?

1106
00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:46,920
Yeah.

1107
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,239
Or am I just gonna like, oh no.

1108
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:50,360
And then my turn's over.

1109
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,239
You roll to try and recharge it and then you can choose what you want to do.

1110
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,400
Even if you recharge it, you can still use your bite.

1111
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:56,599
Okay.

1112
00:47:56,599 --> 00:47:56,920
Thank you.

1113
00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,680
Oh, so you guys, I speak, I can speak common as a wolf.

1114
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,680
So I've just been growling.

1115
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,280
You've just been fucking with us.

1116
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:04,920
I have been.

1117
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,960
So I yell over, good job, you guys.

1118
00:48:11,079 --> 00:48:13,960
I mean, in her defense, it's the first time she's done this.

1119
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:15,720
So true.

1120
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:17,400
I don't know how to be a wolf.

1121
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,160
I can be a wolf for three hours.

1122
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:23,079
It's very fun, but you're like a giant wolf, right?

1123
00:48:23,159 --> 00:48:27,799
I am, it says underneath Winter Wolf, large monstrosity.

1124
00:48:27,799 --> 00:48:28,279
Love it.

1125
00:48:28,279 --> 00:48:29,639
Clint, you're up first.

1126
00:48:29,639 --> 00:48:30,119
Okay.

1127
00:48:30,759 --> 00:48:34,599
Around you, there's Nularaaaa knocked one into the flame.

1128
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:36,759
You knocked two to the ground.

1129
00:48:36,759 --> 00:48:38,679
So they're closest to you.

1130
00:48:38,679 --> 00:48:43,719
You've killed two and then there are more kind of running and scrambling,

1131
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,440
a few within range, but they're kind of running and scrambling,

1132
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:49,639
yelling out to the ether that they are being attacked.

1133
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:54,839
Okay, I will run after one of the ones that's somewhat nearby me

1134
00:48:55,400 --> 00:49:01,799
and give the old, like, across my body full swing axe blow to

1135
00:49:01,799 --> 00:49:03,239
basically try and cut them in half.

1136
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:03,799
Sure, yeah.

1137
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:07,159
That is a 17.

1138
00:49:07,159 --> 00:49:08,039
17 will hit, yep.

1139
00:49:09,639 --> 00:49:10,599
22 damage.

1140
00:49:11,319 --> 00:49:13,239
You cut him a nice hourglass figure.

1141
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:19,159
So yeah, he's running, yelling for backup and you swing through

1142
00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:26,279
as he turns just to look as the axe of yours cuts through clean and he falls to the ground.

1143
00:49:26,279 --> 00:49:30,119
Is there another one near me or are they all a little further away?

1144
00:49:30,119 --> 00:49:31,879
Some of the ones are a little further away.

1145
00:49:31,879 --> 00:49:34,359
There's still the two on the ground

1146
00:49:34,359 --> 00:49:37,960
and then there's probably at least one more within your range though.

1147
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:38,519
That's up.

1148
00:49:38,519 --> 00:49:42,759
Alright, I will take a swing at the one that's near me then.

1149
00:49:44,119 --> 00:49:45,239
I'd say 15.

1150
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:45,960
15 will hit.

1151
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:47,000
Hey, there we go.

1152
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:49,799
21.

1153
00:49:49,799 --> 00:49:53,559
You swing through and clean cut through this other one

1154
00:49:53,559 --> 00:49:57,639
and on the backswing you come through and you roll me a percent all day.

1155
00:49:57,639 --> 00:49:58,139
Alright.

1156
00:49:58,839 --> 00:50:01,559
Now that's both of the ones, right?

1157
00:50:01,559 --> 00:50:02,059
Yep.

1158
00:50:03,879 --> 00:50:04,759
89.

1159
00:50:04,759 --> 00:50:07,319
On the backswing you come through to this other one

1160
00:50:07,319 --> 00:50:11,559
and catch it with the back end of your axe and crush its skull

1161
00:50:11,559 --> 00:50:14,199
as it flies across into one of the tents.

1162
00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:15,659
Sweet.

1163
00:50:16,759 --> 00:50:18,440
It's the dinosaur's turn.

1164
00:50:19,799 --> 00:50:22,679
I imagine like a female gnoll coming out of the tent being like

1165
00:50:22,679 --> 00:50:24,440
that stain's never gonna come out.

1166
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:27,639
That's exactly what happens.

1167
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,519
So it's the dinosaur's turn.

1168
00:50:32,519 --> 00:50:36,839
So one of the velociraptors lunges towards you, Thea,

1169
00:50:37,559 --> 00:50:44,599
and the rope is just long enough that it's able to attack you at the very least.

1170
00:50:44,599 --> 00:50:45,879
Hope Rex shows up soon.

1171
00:50:46,759 --> 00:50:47,480
Yeah.

1172
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:53,159
It is going to try to get a hold of you for, that's a 22.

1173
00:50:53,159 --> 00:50:54,679
22 is gonna try and bite you.

1174
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,039
You have my challenge rating or my armor,

1175
00:50:58,039 --> 00:51:01,159
but I'm pretty sure it's not a 22, so that hits me.

1176
00:51:01,159 --> 00:51:01,960
It's going to try.

1177
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,440
It's not gonna be able to jump on top of you, but it will bite you.

1178
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,679
And that's going to get...

1179
00:51:06,679 --> 00:51:07,800
And that's gonna hurt.

1180
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,159
It's not gonna feel good.

1181
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,800
So you get 2d10 plus four damage.

1182
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,559
Well, thank God I have all those hit points.

1183
00:51:13,559 --> 00:51:14,440
Oh, never mind.

1184
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,559
It takes 10 piercing damage.

1185
00:51:17,559 --> 00:51:18,760
10 piercing damage.

1186
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,840
And the other ones kind of are just jumping about

1187
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,400
on the end of these ropes that they're tied to.

1188
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,480
And then it is Nulara's turn.

1189
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,200
Sweet.

1190
00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,039
I got that flame and sword going,

1191
00:51:28,039 --> 00:51:30,679
so I guess I'm gonna keep working with that.

1192
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,400
Keep that fire burning.

1193
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,760
That's a 23.

1194
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,960
Going six, eight damage.

1195
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:41,559
Those were almost the worst rolls I could have had, but that's okay.

1196
00:51:41,559 --> 00:51:43,240
I will try again.

1197
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:43,720
Sure.

1198
00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:45,080
And do better.

1199
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,520
No, I won't, because that is a 14 for an attack roll.

1200
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:49,720
14 does not hit.

1201
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:53,080
So this one is kind of just out of range.

1202
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:55,000
You nick it once, but on your second swing,

1203
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,160
it manages to just get away from you.

1204
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,840
Just a little bit there,

1205
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,920
and you kind of singe its fur with your flame.

1206
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,520
Can Donnie try and chomp him?

1207
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,280
Yeah, absolutely.

1208
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,800
Donnie does not chomp him, because Donnie got a 13.

1209
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:13,080
Donnie does not chomp him.

1210
00:52:13,079 --> 00:52:14,759
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.

1211
00:52:14,759 --> 00:52:18,920
Okay, it is the Gnoll by the Dinosaur's turn there,

1212
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,199
and he, after yelping for help,

1213
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,159
sees that his whole camp is under attack,

1214
00:52:25,159 --> 00:52:28,199
and he runs and dashes into the trees.

1215
00:52:28,759 --> 00:52:32,039
So did he give us like one star or five stars on Yelp?

1216
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,679
This is a solid one star from customer satisfaction.

1217
00:52:38,679 --> 00:52:39,319
That's fair.

1218
00:52:39,319 --> 00:52:41,799
Now it's the Gnoll's by the Cookout's turn,

1219
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,560
so there are about 10 Gnolls figuring out what to do there,

1220
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:51,160
and three of them are going to come at Flint with their Spears.

1221
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:56,200
Two of them are going to shoot crossbows at Thea,

1222
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,400
and two are going to come with Spears at Nulara.

1223
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,400
So the one's coming to Flint.

1224
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,440
So a 22, a 23, and a 15.

1225
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,920
The two in the 20s hit.

1226
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:12,280
And then you will take nine piercing damage off of those guys.

1227
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:17,320
The crossbow shot at Thea, that's a 14 and a 13.

1228
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,920
My armor class is 13.

1229
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:19,880
So you take them both.

1230
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,320
Okay, I take them both.

1231
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:26,840
And you take 9, 10, 11 piercing damage off of two bolts being shot at you.

1232
00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:30,760
And then Nulara, two are coming at you with Spears.

1233
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:32,519
Not well, though.

1234
00:53:33,639 --> 00:53:35,720
That's only eights for both of them.

1235
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,520
Perfect.

1236
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:37,320
Love those guys.

1237
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:42,120
And then the rest of the Gnolls are evaluating the situation,

1238
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,880
but they choose to flee to the forest as well.

1239
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,640
Pussies.

1240
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:49,960
Now it is Thea's turn.

1241
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:56,680
Thea charges toward the Gnolls that shot their crossbows at her.

1242
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:00,680
Wait, is there a bigger clump of Gnolls?

1243
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:02,600
There are three attacking Flint.

1244
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,320
There are two kind of in the middle of the compound

1245
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,840
who shot the crossbows.

1246
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:09,240
There are two on Nulara and the rest are scattered.

1247
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:12,760
I will see if I can recharge my cold breath.

1248
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:16,120
I can.

1249
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:21,160
So I recharge that because I also want to get away from the Velociraptors

1250
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,800
because a little too close for comfort.

1251
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:32,680
So I run quickly toward those two and stop at the appropriate distance

1252
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:37,640
to cold blast them so that it's hitting only them in my 15-foot cone

1253
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:40,360
and not the others.

1254
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:42,680
Because they're in the middle, right?

1255
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:44,520
And there is like two 5k.

1256
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:45,080
Yeah.

1257
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,360
Don't want to cold blast my friends.

1258
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:50,440
So I do that and you have to make a Dexterity saving throw, please.

1259
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,320
Well, that's a five.

1260
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,760
The other one's a natural 20.

1261
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:56,520
Okay, so natural 20 will take half.

1262
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:56,840
Yep.

1263
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:57,720
My 48.

1264
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:00,040
25.

1265
00:55:00,759 --> 00:55:04,039
The one that takes the full damage is frozen in place.

1266
00:55:04,039 --> 00:55:04,599
The other one...

1267
00:55:06,679 --> 00:55:07,559
Yeah, he's dead too.

1268
00:55:07,559 --> 00:55:08,119
They're both dead.

1269
00:55:08,119 --> 00:55:08,920
Oh, they're both dead.

1270
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,159
Yeah.

1271
00:55:09,159 --> 00:55:09,480
Okay.

1272
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:11,480
Nice.

1273
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,199
Yeah.

1274
00:55:12,199 --> 00:55:17,079
As you cold breath, all of you begin to feel a rumble coming from the trees

1275
00:55:17,079 --> 00:55:18,279
and it's coming quickly.

1276
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:24,679
And Rexy bursts through the trees as four more gnolls are coming out of one of the tents

1277
00:55:24,679 --> 00:55:26,039
saying, what's going on here?

1278
00:55:26,039 --> 00:55:31,000
And then they take a tail and just get swiped and knocked into the trees as

1279
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,840
Rexy lets out a huge roar.

1280
00:55:34,279 --> 00:55:36,199
It's back to Flint.

1281
00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:36,920
Okay.

1282
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,679
How many of these gnolls are kicking around nowadays?

1283
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:47,800
There's two on Nularaaaat, three on Flint, four that have just been tail swiped into

1284
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,880
the trees and the rest have scattered into the trees.

1285
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,800
So there are five currently who still have not run.

1286
00:55:56,039 --> 00:55:56,840
Okay.

1287
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:01,639
I will take on, I guess, the one nearest to me out of the three.

1288
00:56:02,199 --> 00:56:02,440
Sure.

1289
00:56:03,639 --> 00:56:04,679
That's an at 20.

1290
00:56:06,199 --> 00:56:07,079
Yeah, it is.

1291
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:09,159
I'm just going to say, how do you kill them?

1292
00:56:09,159 --> 00:56:10,039
How do you murder them?

1293
00:56:14,039 --> 00:56:21,800
He sees a glint in my eye and he knows as I walk towards him that his death is meeting him

1294
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,639
and he just falls over dead.

1295
00:56:26,039 --> 00:56:27,400
I don't even have to hit him.

1296
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:31,079
His heart stops from sheer panic and he's dead.

1297
00:56:31,079 --> 00:56:31,639
Okay.

1298
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:32,119
That's awesome.

1299
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,000
Now moving on to the next one.

1300
00:56:37,559 --> 00:56:38,679
That's a 14.

1301
00:56:38,679 --> 00:56:39,800
14 will not hit.

1302
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:44,759
You're a little bit high on yourself on this one, just looking a guy to death.

1303
00:56:44,759 --> 00:56:45,320
That's fair.

1304
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:49,000
You just skim the fur of this other gnoll beside you there.

1305
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:53,719
The dinosaurs who are tied up there are pulling at their restraints and you see

1306
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:59,080
the stakes beginning to pull from the ground a little bit, but they aren't out yet.

1307
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,360
And Nularaaaa, it's your turn.

1308
00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,480
And there's two on me?

1309
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,200
Three on me?

1310
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:03,720
There are two still on you.

1311
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,120
Great.

1312
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:05,640
Well, I'm going to attack one of them.

1313
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:07,240
Oh my God, I rolled a nat 22.

1314
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,920
How do you kill this one?

1315
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,400
You can roll the damage if you want to, but pretty sure it's going to be dead.

1316
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,080
I can't think of anything dope.

1317
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:20,680
Flint just killed something by looking at it, so I can't really match that.

1318
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,560
I'm just going to run off and chop its head off.

1319
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:27,880
I thought you were going to say I'm going to run off into the woods and just leave on

1320
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:28,600
the high note.

1321
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,480
Because he's going to die of natural causes.

1322
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:32,120
Of course.

1323
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:38,120
So I boringly chop his head off with my flaming sword.

1324
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:39,720
Yawn.

1325
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,440
And then I'll attack the other.

1326
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,040
Oh, that one not so good.

1327
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:47,000
13.

1328
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:48,440
13 does not hit.

1329
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:51,560
So again, I mean, you guys get a good first strike in,

1330
00:57:51,559 --> 00:57:53,960
but then fall apart at the last half.

1331
00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:56,039
We got to stop being so damn cocky.

1332
00:57:56,039 --> 00:57:56,519
Totally.

1333
00:57:57,159 --> 00:58:03,639
Can Donnie go over and try and like chew on the ropes of the like, does it?

1334
00:58:04,279 --> 00:58:05,320
I mean, you want to let them go?

1335
00:58:06,199 --> 00:58:09,239
Well, but now like, aren't they Rexie's friends?

1336
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:13,320
How does dinosaur culture work?

1337
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:14,360
Please explain to me.

1338
00:58:15,639 --> 00:58:16,599
Make a history check.

1339
00:58:17,239 --> 00:58:17,799
Okay.

1340
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,759
Or a nature check, history or nature.

1341
00:58:20,759 --> 00:58:21,239
Yeah.

1342
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,680
Whichever is better.

1343
00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:23,800
I'm good at nature.

1344
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:25,800
How am I not good at nature?

1345
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,480
Oh, I'm not that good at nature.

1346
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:28,680
I got a 14.

1347
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:33,560
You know that if these dinosaurs are all friends, for lack of a better term,

1348
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:38,600
that you could probably tell Rex to communicate that somehow.

1349
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,400
And that might help.

1350
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,600
But that the way they're acting now is they're trying to attack

1351
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:48,760
anybody they can get close to.

1352
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:49,560
Okay, fair enough.

1353
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,040
I don't want Donnie to go over there.

1354
00:58:50,039 --> 00:58:51,880
I flash you my wounds.

1355
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:53,320
My velociraptor wounds.

1356
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,880
Well, but Rexie hadn't showed up yet then.

1357
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,199
So it was like pretty fair.

1358
00:58:58,199 --> 00:58:59,480
But no, I still, you're right.

1359
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:00,759
They're like rampaging.

1360
00:59:00,759 --> 00:59:02,440
Probably shouldn't send little Donnie over there.

1361
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:06,840
So he's just going to try and chomp the one I whiffed on hitting.

1362
00:59:07,719 --> 00:59:11,639
He does much worse and gets a five.

1363
00:59:11,639 --> 00:59:13,400
Okay, that's good.

1364
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:19,480
You could still communicate that message to Rex if you were so desiring.

1365
00:59:20,039 --> 00:59:21,159
Yeah, that would be great.

1366
00:59:21,159 --> 00:59:23,320
I mean, yeah, I guess Donnie would be like,

1367
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,840
tell your friends we're your friends.

1368
00:59:26,519 --> 00:59:27,639
But with a better accent.

1369
00:59:32,279 --> 00:59:34,840
Many are left living, not many.

1370
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:36,840
I think two.

1371
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,360
Yeah, there's one on me still.

1372
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,960
And one on Flint.

1373
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:41,000
There's two on Flint.

1374
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:42,360
Oh, there's two on Flint.

1375
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:48,519
Yeah, those gnolls, they cluster and they all go for Flint.

1376
00:59:48,519 --> 00:59:51,000
He did just kill one of their friends by looking at him.

1377
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:51,960
So it's true.

1378
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:52,679
Yeah, he did.

1379
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:58,039
One's a 20, one's a 22 and one's a 10.

1380
00:59:58,759 --> 01:00:01,079
Only six damage taken from their spears.

1381
01:00:02,759 --> 01:00:05,159
But then after they hit you,

1382
01:00:05,159 --> 01:00:09,800
they see that it didn't really do all that much and they too begin to run away.

1383
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:12,039
So they make it 30 feet from where you are.

1384
01:00:12,759 --> 01:00:14,519
And it is Thea's turn.

1385
01:00:14,519 --> 01:00:14,920
So they are.

1386
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,039
Bring them closer to me.

1387
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:21,480
Yeah, one of them kind of turns blindly and is running in your general direction.

1388
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:22,440
Poor guy.

1389
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,360
No one should run in my general direction.

1390
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,679
I do not recharge my cold breath.

1391
01:00:28,679 --> 01:00:38,440
Instead, I run at this other guy and jump to bite him in the neck, shoulder, neck area.

1392
01:00:42,599 --> 01:00:43,099
15.

1393
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:44,599
15 will hit.

1394
01:00:44,599 --> 01:00:45,480
Sorry, 16.

1395
01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:46,440
16 will also hit.

1396
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:46,940
Okay.

1397
01:00:48,599 --> 01:00:50,280
2d6 plus 4.

1398
01:00:51,639 --> 01:00:52,679
14.

1399
01:00:52,679 --> 01:00:53,240
14.

1400
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:57,079
So in its panic, it turns and begins running at you.

1401
01:00:57,079 --> 01:01:01,719
But in the last moment sees you jumping at it mouth open

1402
01:01:01,719 --> 01:01:04,519
and you bite into its jugular and it is dead too.

1403
01:01:05,159 --> 01:01:10,920
Rex manages to catch the other two with its tail and sends them flying across the

1404
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:16,039
encampment and then communicates to the other dinosaurs to calm their shit

1405
01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:18,599
in a way that a dinosaur would obviously do.

1406
01:01:18,599 --> 01:01:19,639
How would that sound?

1407
01:01:25,639 --> 01:01:27,480
Then the velociraptors respond with like.

1408
01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:30,280
Exactly.

1409
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:31,000
Exactly.

1410
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,360
And they kind of they stop pulling at their restraints and all of the

1411
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:39,720
gnolls are gone or dead and you are in this encampment with four dinosaurs now.

1412
01:01:41,079 --> 01:01:45,000
I change back into my human form.

1413
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,680
I don't know if there was a sound effect that goes along with that,

1414
01:01:52,680 --> 01:01:56,280
but that's what I do and I kind of brush myself off and stand up.

1415
01:01:56,280 --> 01:01:58,360
I give the dinosaur a thumbs up.

1416
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:00,599
What do you guys want to do with these dinosaurs?

1417
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:03,000
Well, they're wild animals, right?

1418
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:04,280
They are wild animals.

1419
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:07,559
I guess and they seem calm now?

1420
01:02:07,559 --> 01:02:09,240
They have calmed down, yes.

1421
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:15,800
Okay, so maybe me and Rexy walk over to them and they like are reuniting and I untie them.

1422
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,640
Sure, you untie them and.

1423
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:19,480
Eat you and you all die.

1424
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,640
Yeah, and then you're murdered and then you're just eaten alive.

1425
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:30,840
No, they all look, they all kind of look at you and give you just behind their eyes,

1426
01:02:30,840 --> 01:02:35,880
you see that there's a thank you there and unless there's anything you do to stop them,

1427
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,440
they all work their way into the forest.

1428
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:39,400
That seems fair.

1429
01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:44,119
Oh, before I want to take the saddle and stuff off Rex, you know.

1430
01:02:44,119 --> 01:02:46,760
Yeah, you managed to do that before they head out.

1431
01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:52,840
You rid them of their restraints and their riding attire, I guess.

1432
01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:53,900
Yeah.

1433
01:02:54,599 --> 01:02:57,400
And they go off on their way into the woods.

1434
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,400
Wonderful, happy ending.

1435
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,400
I can't wait till we hear the news bulletin

1436
01:03:01,400 --> 01:03:04,440
about this roaming pack of dinosaurs is terrorizing the land.

1437
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:08,280
Any good loot in this camp?

1438
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,960
How's that meat look?

1439
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:10,920
Are we hungry?

1440
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:17,079
The meat looks like it is an overcooked deer of some sort.

1441
01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:18,300
Deer?

1442
01:03:19,320 --> 01:03:20,679
Might be a deer.

1443
01:03:20,679 --> 01:03:22,519
Anything else meat in the encampment?

1444
01:03:22,519 --> 01:03:23,639
What else can we find?

1445
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:29,880
Let me, there's a bunch of, there's a bunch of kind of not great weapons.

1446
01:03:31,559 --> 01:03:33,079
Those are my favorite kind.

1447
01:03:33,079 --> 01:03:39,319
You guys find about 200, equivalent of about 200 gold in gold and gems.

1448
01:03:39,319 --> 01:03:44,360
You find a bunch of not great weapons, some swords, some crossbows and longbows.

1449
01:03:45,079 --> 01:03:53,639
Nothing really great, but I mean all in decent condition could be sold if you wanted to do that.

1450
01:03:53,639 --> 01:04:00,039
Otherwise, there's not too much of huge value that it looks like these gnolls have gathered

1451
01:04:00,039 --> 01:04:03,480
from their riverboat conquests.

1452
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:09,079
I would take a crossbow because I don't really have any ranged weapons.

1453
01:04:09,079 --> 01:04:11,400
Like I have a longbow, but that's it.

1454
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:13,079
Use it much?

1455
01:04:13,079 --> 01:04:17,159
Like I have a bunch of weapons that are still on my paper thing and not in roll 20

1456
01:04:17,159 --> 01:04:20,599
because I never use them, but every once in a while we need a ranged weapon.

1457
01:04:21,559 --> 01:04:25,960
You have your pick of a light crossbow or a heavy crossbow.

1458
01:04:26,119 --> 01:04:31,880
The light crossbow's range is 80 to 320 or the heavy crossbow is 100 to 400.

1459
01:04:32,599 --> 01:04:33,880
Light, please.

1460
01:04:33,880 --> 01:04:37,400
So unless there's anything else anybody wants to grab,

1461
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:39,639
I assume you just want to keep heading to Luskin.

1462
01:04:39,639 --> 01:04:43,800
Yeah, at least that's my vote and we'll just split that gold.

1463
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:44,599
Yep, that sounds fine.

1464
01:04:44,599 --> 01:04:45,079
Yeah, for sure.

1465
01:04:45,079 --> 01:04:45,559
Cool.

1466
01:04:45,559 --> 01:04:49,400
You guys head back to the river and you find you are about three quarters of the

1467
01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:52,760
way through the forest, so it takes you about the rest of the day,

1468
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:59,160
but you get out of the forest around dusk and you are right at the edge of Luskin.

1469
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:03,240
Well, you've been there before, but it's a shabby kind of trade town and standing

1470
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:10,280
right in the middle of the river is the post tower of the Arcane Brotherhood,

1471
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:17,640
and the tower resembles a tree with four limbs or spires and you feel coming from it

1472
01:05:17,639 --> 01:05:24,759
a radiating, strong, magical aura and you have made it back to Luskin.

1473
01:05:42,119 --> 01:05:46,599
Music in today's episode was by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io.

1474
01:05:47,319 --> 01:05:48,119
Yeah, we got nothing.

1475
01:05:49,319 --> 01:05:50,519
We should like, we should say something.

1476
01:05:50,519 --> 01:05:51,639
He didn't take his headphones off.

1477
01:05:52,599 --> 01:05:53,239
It's all right.

1478
01:05:53,239 --> 01:05:57,480
I didn't have anything more to say other than we should do something for Russ's birthday.

1479
01:05:58,119 --> 01:05:58,599
Totally.

1480
01:05:59,799 --> 01:06:00,119
Yeah.

1481
01:06:00,119 --> 01:06:05,000
We can secret talk in role 20 if we ever were to log in, not when we're playing.

1482
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:07,159
Yeah, do you guys know how to use the whisper function?

1483
01:06:08,519 --> 01:06:10,279
No, you click the button that says whisper.

1484
01:06:10,279 --> 01:06:11,000
Not true.

1485
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:11,639
Okay, well.

1486
01:06:12,359 --> 01:06:19,480
There is still one like on like one of the original ones that you attacked as well.

1487
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,480
No, you just told me he dashed into the forest.

1488
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:23,000
Yes, he dashed into the forest.

1489
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,279
So there's a lot of notes.

1490
01:06:25,159 --> 01:06:26,359
There's a lot going on.

1491
01:06:26,359 --> 01:06:31,079
Dumbgeons and Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.